Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
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Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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