3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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