New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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