he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
