office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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