Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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