i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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