I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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