oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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