I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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