I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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