Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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