i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize