After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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