Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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