the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Will exercising make me less horny?
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