he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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