I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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