I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
