When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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