Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I love you. Go after that dick
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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