But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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