she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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