You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Idk if I want to put a bra on
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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