It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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