from now on my penis is your penis
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
