How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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