Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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