Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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