There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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