The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
