Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Jerry, you need to find god
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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