At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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