Duck Duck Cougar?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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