I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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