Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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