i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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