i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
