Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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