it hurts more in the daytime
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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