STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I deserve to be covered in dicks
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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