The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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