Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Acid is not a monday night drug
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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