And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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