Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
