it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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