oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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