I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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