Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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