i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
