shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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