Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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