What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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