He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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