I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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