i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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